Instead of sitting on our butts in front of the TV last night, Husband and I decided to go to the Y to work out. We figured Friday night would be less crowded in the gym. And it was. There were only five people there.

I finished my workout a few minutes before Husband. We were the only people left in the fitness area. As I was walking around and stretching, I walked by the elliptical machines. All of the sudden, one of the ellipticals started making loud cranking noises.

There was NO ONE on the machine. In fact, no one had been on the machine for about 15 minutes.

I started backing away slowly. Husband was cracking up on the treadmill saying in a very deep, evil, sadistic voice "GET OUT!!!"

I started laughing.

But, I think the damn thing was possessed.

Cross posted on the Active Academic

I got the blank screen of death on my Ipod Nano. My understanding is that it is probably dead.

Sniff.

It really blows because it's not even two years old. And since I just don't believe in any kind of "extended warranty", I will have to shop for a new one.

Damn technology!

What made it worse was I had to dig around for a CD to listen to while working out. I forgot how clumsy portable CD players are!!!!

The Active Academic Challenge has begun. Check it out!!!

I know it may be a little cliché to quote U2 today, but I just couldn't resist.

This time last year, I was unemployed, depressed and unsure where my life was heading. I had to battle some personal and professional demons and face some things about myself that needed to be addressed. I had to really look at who I am and what really matters to me. There were many triumphs, restarts and lessons learned. 2007 ended with new joys, a new job, some great new friends and just a new outlook on where my life is going. The big lesson learned is that I will be OK no matter what comes my way. I have a great Husband and dog who love me no matter what. And, I have great friends who support me and stand by me whenever I need them.

I don't like resolutions. but like Philosophy Factory said, it more like making positive patterns to improve on. I would like to continue some of the positive changes that came out of my stressful year, plus some other changes for the better.

• In my quest to return to being a vegetarian, I am giving up all beef products. Husband, who is a big beef eater, is 100% supportive in my change and even purchased some meatless products for me.
• Fitness will be back on my radar. More about that later.
• Less obsessing and stressing over the things that I cannot control, especially my job and my students.
• Spending more time on myself.
• Enjoying the ride..I am turning 40 in a few days...it's about time I did.

Happy New Year to all of you!!!! Now if you will excuse me, there is a huge event going on in my neck of the woods that is starting soon. While I am not attending, I want to get a front row seat on my couch!

1. What did you do in 2007 that you’d never done before?

Take the summer off. I had a lovely Summer of Seeking Solace.

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

Yes. In my quest to return to being a vegetarian, I gave up eating pork. For 2008, I will give up all beef products.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?

No. But I know a lot of folks who are pregnant.

4. Did anyone close to you die?

Yes. My great uncle.

5. What countries did you visit?

Canada

6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?

A thinner, healthier body like I did in '06.

7. What dates from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?

July 11th - 15th wedding anniversary. July 17th - Offered new job. October 20th - Paid off all my student loans.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?

Finding a new job.

9. What was your biggest failure?

Not getting into the LL.M program. But it was a good thing becuase I would not have my job now!

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?

I battled some serious migraines this year. My RA is still in remission. Steroid free for two years!!!!

11. What was the best thing you bought?

My laptop and my CHI flat iron.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?

The Boy becuase he earned his Canine Good Citzen and SPCA therapy dog designation.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?

Michael Vick, Don Imus and some of my students.

14. Where did most of your money go?

Shopping, investing tickets to see the Police, and paying off my student loans.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?

Having a new job. Seeing the Police in concert. Working with as a kitty cuddlier.

16. Song that reminds you of 2007?

Anything by the Police to honor the concert I saw. Also, Move Bitch by Ludacris. (The latter is in honor of Righteous Babe!)

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:a) happier or sadder? b) thinner or fatter? c) richer or poorer?

Happier, fatter and richer.

18. What do you wish you’d done more of?

Working out and getting facials.

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?

Stressing over and bitching about students

20. How will you be spending Christmas?

Spent it with Husband and the Boy.

21. Did you fall in love in 2007?

Still in love.

22. What was your favorite TV program?

House, SVU and Law and Order

23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?

I don't hate anyone, but I am still pissed at a couple of people.

24. What was the best book you read?

Eat, Pray, Love.

25. What was your greatest musical discovery?

I haven't found any new ones yet.

26. What did you want and get?

LUSH bath products.

27. What did you want and not get?

A puppy.

28. What was your favorite film of this year?

The Simpsons Movie. I did get the DVD for Christmas. (Spider Pig rules!)

29. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?

I was 39. I went out to dinner with Husband.

30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?

Less depression during the first few months of '07.

32. What kept you sane?

Husband, volunteer work with the Boy, and my kitty cuddling job over the summer.

33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?

None of them.

34. What political issue stirred you the most?

Not so much political issues, but the issues that ground my gears were the Michael Vick case, Don Imus, Virginia Tech and the Jena 6.

35. Who did you miss?

My friends at my old job.

36. Who was the best new person you met?

Righteous Babe. She made my transition at the new college bearable and fun. She will no doubt be a life long friend.

37. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.

I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go 'round and 'round.
I really love to watch them roll.
No longer riding on the merry-go-round.
I just had to let it go.
Watching the Wheels by John Lennon

Who sends tenderloin and ground beef as a Christmas gift?

Husband and I received this gift from a family member. It came in the mail in a Styrofoam cooler.

I guess I should have mentioned to the family that I am in the process of becoming a vegetarian again and will be off beef products beginning January 1. (I gave up pork products this year.)

Oh well, Husband and the Boy will have A LOT of steak and burgers to eat!

I ended up going shopping by myself yesterday. J spent the morning at the doctor, only to learn that she has strep. (What is up with strep 'round here?) Anyway, it was a decent hunt, but I have a question?

Where are all the deep discounts that the news keeps talking about?

I got the 20% coupon (Shout to Comebacknikki...read coo-pin. I am embracing my redneck roots!) in the mail from BBW. I thought "Wow, I am really going to stock up. I always stock up during their after Christmas sale." Well, I think I spent $20.00! Sad, I know. But, there really wasn't the deals that they usually have. Usually, there are tubs all over the store with all kinds of goodies. OK, the $3.00 body cream was a good deal, but there wasn't too many other deals like that. Even the $5.00 Wallflowers was deceiving because only certain wallflowers were covered and disappointed people were tossing the non-sale wallflowers into the bin, making it rather confusing.

It was the same everywhere. The Loft advertised an additional 30% sale merch, which was great. But, that did not include the majority of sweaters. I did buy this, this but in a light blue and this shirt, which was the only item that I got the 30%. And yes, I checked the sale rack, but there was not much there that was not there before Christmas. I did find this sweater at Banana Republic. That led to another question?

Why is there an abundance of XS items? Why is it that the M and L girls of the world have dig and dig through the pile only to be disappointed? I mean, are there that many people who are that size? Or is it just another way for us to feel like crap?

Finally, I picked up a fleece zip jacket at JCP for $8.00 and these cute cords which will look great with the BR sweater. That made me happy.

After a long day, I went home and had leftover Thai from lunch. (Husband took me out to lunch yesterday). A long bath with my new Lush products was in order.

But I have one last question.

Can you have sore muscles from shopping?

I'm serious. My quads are killing me!!!!

Christmas was a very relaxing time for the Boy, Husband and me. We spent Christmas Eve at GML's house enjoying wonderful food and laughter.(Quote of the night..."Did you grow up living under power lines?") GML's boys had a great time visiting with us after they were released from exile. Poor Blue. He barked and barked not just becuase there were people that he could not visit, but there was food that should be eaten...by him!

Christmas Day was filled with just chilling out at home. We watched DVDs, napped and played with the Boy. We froze the remaining half of our turkey from Thanksgiving, so we dinned on that along with yummy sides. Very yummo!

Husband did a great job on my presents. Books, DVDs, cashmere, Lush products were just some of the items that were for me. The Boy loved his treats and his stuffed rabbit and pheasant. He knew which package contained his gifts. I often wonder how dogs know which gifts are theirs!

Also, thanks again to all my bloggy gift givers. You gals are the best!!!!

Yesterday, Husband went back to work and I avoided the Boxing Day heinousness. Partially because of the crowds, but mostly because I have a cold. I stayed curled up under a blanket reading. Today, I am much better, thanks to Zicam. J and I are going shopping so that we can put a dent in our area's economy. I have some gift cards and coupons that are just screaming to be used. I don't care what the etiquette people say. Gift cards RULE!!!!!

Husband and I are spending Christmas in Lake Effect Snow Central, since Husband used up all of his vacation time on his plague. I am relieved that we are not traveling to Redneck Hometown this year. It's always a hassle. The weather is always a factor. I mean yesterday was crazy. It started off at 51 degrees with rain and wind gusts up to 50 MPH. Then, it switched over to snow and the temperature is about 16 degrees now with blowing winds and more snow on the way. With all that heinousness, it's just better that we stay put. Also, I am not in the mood to deal with the family drama that surrounds most visits. By the end of the visit, I end up returning home stressed out and resentful.

We will be spending Christmas Eve with GML, her husband and the pups. That will be fun. Let the alcohol flow! Christmas Day will be spent at home, relaxing and enjoying the day...just me, Husband and the Boy. No stress, no resentment. Just spending time with the two most important beings in my life is the best gift I could ask for.

So from The Boy, Husband and me, have a Merry Christmas or Happy Whatever It Is You Celebrate. Cheers to all!!!!

As seen at Comebacknikki's:

1. Eggnog or Hot Chocolate?
Hot Chocolate with a little Baileys!

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just put them under the tree?
Wrapped.

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
Colored.

4. Do you hang mistletoe?
No, I am afraid the Boy would try to eat it!

5. When do you put your decorations up?
It depends. Usually around the first week of December, but this year it was this past Wednesday for the decorations. We are decorating the tree tonight.

6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?
Mashed or smashed potatoes and stuffing.

7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child:
My parents always tell the story of how when I was three and my brother was two, we woke up early Christmas morning. But instead of playing with all the toys that our parents spent most of the night assembling, we were interested in the glass ornaments on the tree. My brother climbed on top of the table and starting dropping them as I yelled "Do it again!"

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
What truth? Is there something I should know????

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
NEVER! There would be nothing to look forward to on Christmas Day!

10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree?
Lights, ornaments etc. I do collect the Hallmark Spotlight on Snoopy series, so every year I get a new Snoopy. This year it's Snoopy as an astronaut.

11. Snow! Love it or Dread it?
I live in Lake Effect Snow Central...what do you think????

12. Can you ice skate?
Yes, I used to take lessons for many years. I could do some of the fancy stuff like jumps and spins. I stopped once I started college. Now, I would probably end up in the ER with a broken bone or something.

13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
The promise ring Husband gave at our first Christmas when we were dating.

14. What's the most important thing about the Holidays for you?
Spending time with those whom you care for the most.

15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert?
Any and all. Bring it on!!

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
Husband and I love going out and cutting our own tree. We take the Boy and go for a long hike through one of the local farms in Lake Effect Snow Central and look for the perfect tree.

17. What tops your tree?
A star with lights.

18. What are your favorite Christmas songs?
I just made a Christmas CD, which I will share with you later. But, I love Happy Xmas by John Lennon and Sarah McLachlan's Wintersong CD. I also love Silent Night sung by the Temptations. I bought my dad that record when I was little. It was his favorite. Husband loves Father Christmas by the Kinks.

19. Real tree or artificial?
Real. We grew up in a town where Christmas tree growing is huge and we are both well schooled in picking out trees. Don't worry though. After the holiday, Husband cuts the tree and we place it in the wooded lot behind our house so that the rabbits and other critters have shelter for the harsh winters and so that it can be absorbed back into the soil.

20. Candy Canes! Yuck or yum?
Yumo!!!!! Even the Boy gets a rawhide version of a candy cane!

Chaser, one of my favorite bloggers and fellow fashionista, has started a new blog called The Fashionable Academic. In this blog are tips and suggestions for looking fab. Anyone who reads Chaser's blog knows she has a eye for great clothes and shoes!!! Check it out!

There is this one blogger who keeps posting snarky comments on their blog regarding Chaser's new blog. What the hell is wrong with people? If you don't agree with her choices, that's fine. You don't have to be an ass about it.

Like my daddy used to say "If you don't have anything nice to say, shut the hell up."

GML and I got together this morning for coffee and to exchange Christmas gifts. We had a good laugh becuase we bought the same gift for each other.

What was really funny is that GML had already read it and thought I would love it. I read the review for it and thought she would love it.

How funny is that????

On Monday, I had an appointment with my doctor about my migraines. We concluded that they a most likely hormonal, and she suggested adding a magnesium supplement to my diet. But, what really concerned her was that my blood pressure was 132/84. Normal for me is 105-107/70-72.

Eep.

She thinks that it may be because of the recent increase in the dosage of one of my meds. I guess that is one of the side effects. She told me she wanted me to come in once a week for the next six weeks for a blood pressure check to monitor the problem.

Yesterday, I was not feeling right. I was jittery, nervous and I could feel might heart beating. I have a mitral valve prolapse (sticky heart valve) and a history of panic attacks. Well, it did not feel like a panic attack. Besides, I had nothing to feel panicky about. So, I called the office to see if I could come in for a BP check.

Let me tell you. I "heart" my doctor and her staff. They are so nice and accommodating. They got me in within two hours. The nurse was fully aware of my doctor's instructions.

The result...BP 105/70.

OK, that's a relief. They are chalking it up to just a blip. But, I am supposed to continue the BP checks.

I am still a little concerned though. My father's side of the family has a history of hear, high blood pressure and all that related stuff. To make matters worse, my dad had his first heart attack at 39.

I will be 40 next month.

Now, I know I am in much better health than my dad was at my age. Unlike my dad, I do not smoke. Never have. He smoked 3 packs a day. Plus, he his job was WAY more stressful than mine. One of the reasons I walked away from being a lawyer was because of the stress. Also, I am physically active, which is was not.

But, I am still concerned.

I know I should not worry about this; it's just going to make me more stressed. But hearing "Don't worry about it" actually makes me worry. So, I have to find ways to put it out of my mind.

Yesterday, Rented Life and I got together to exchange bloggy gifts. We had a wonderful time drinking coffee at this little mom and pop diner. We were laughing, cutting up and just having fun with our gifts when suddenly a woman walks up to our table.

BAM, BAM BAM, was the sound she made as her hand slapped our table and she yelled something unintelligible at us. Then, she went back to her booth located just a few spots behind us.

WTF???

My guess is that we were a tad bit loud. OK, maybe so. But, what the hell? Seems to me that the classy thing to do is to walk up to our table and say "Excuse me, but would you mind toning it down a little?"

I have to admit, her behavior made us laugh more than anything else. Sure, we did tone it down, but I think the woman looked more ridiculous than anything else.

Anyway, I love my bloggy gift. It is very appropriate for me. In fact, I am going to hang it up in my office. Of course, I will have to check with office mate to make sure she is cool with it.

Oh, and to my other bloggy gift exchangers, I plan on mailing your packages either today or tomorrow.

Dear Professor Seeking Solace:

Why did I get a C- in your class? I just don't understand.

Signed, Student C-

Dear Student C-

You received a C- because although all of you papers were C's , you received a D on your research paper. Do the math.

Signed, Professor Seeking, Not That Mathematically Challenged, Solace

Dear Professor Seeking Solace:

I think I deserved an A, but I received a B. That is so unfair.

Signed, Unhappy with a B

Dear Unhappy with a B:

I realized that you are not happy with the end result. But, I can't make up points where they do not exist.

Signed, Seeking, You Get What You Get, Solace.

Dear Professor Seeking Solace:

Why did I get a C+?

Signed, C+ Student

Dear C+ Student:

Although, your exam grades were very good, your research paper was a D at best. I warned you during our conference that your paper had suspect sources and while I could not technically prove plagiarism, you were riding on the ragged edge of disaster.

Signed, Seeking. Be Thankful That You Did Not Get Busted, Solace

Good grief people, can't a girl get a break????

So much for the end of the world snow predictions. As of this morning, there is only 10 inches of snow. Now, for some of you, that may seem like a big deal. But, for those of us who living in Lake Effect Snow Central, it's nothing. When you get seven feet in four days like what happened here a few years ago, then you should start wondering if the end of the world is near.

Today's agenda now that grades are in and I am officially on vacation is to clean the house. Right now, my house looks like grading hell mixed with an infirmary. I also want to put up the indoor Christmas decorations too. Hopefully this weekend, Husband and I will go out and get our Christmas tree. We are traditionalists, and must have a real tree.

Speaking of Husband, he wants to thank everyone for their get well wishes. The antibiotics have kicked so he is going back to work today.

And the Boy? Well, let's just say he is having a blast in the snow. I will try to get some pics.

Grades are done and submitted!!!!!

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!

Now, it's time to relax with a warm bath and some Bailey's!!!!!!!

Today was particularly rough. Husband's symptoms worsened, so we headed to the doctor. The official diagnosis is a sinus infection with strep. The wait at the doctor's office was quite excruciating, mainly because the office was blasting the TV and there was this one guy who felt the need to complain to everyone about his surgery. All I could think of was "Dude, spare me the details."

While Husband went to the pharmacy to get his prescription filled, I figured I would get the grocery shopping done. We were out of almost everything in the house. And, the weather is supposed to get pretty heinous this weekend. Well, you would think that people in my neck of the woods never dealt with a major snowstorm becuase the grocery store was insane! Yes, I realize that we may get up to 18 inches of snow, but for crying out loud, we deal with this ALL THE TIME!!! There is no need to buy enough bread and milk to feed a small country! Seriously, one would think that this is the dawn of the apocalypse and the four horseman are on their way. I decided to postpone my Target trip until tomorrow. I will go around 8 AM and get what I need and get out of there before all the insanity starts again.

Grading??? Well, I got through about half of the research papers for my quiet CT class. They are a bit on the weak side, mostly due to lack of proofreading and this blatant disregard for putting in text citations in the body of their papers. Honestly, I just don't feel like reading anymore tonight. But, I will most likely drag myself over to the dinning room table, put on my Ipod, and plow through them.

I think there are some Smirnoff's in the refrigerator.

• Two classes down and one to go. I have research papers and final essays from my quiet CT class left to grade. Saving the worst for last, I guess.
• My other CT class did an awesome job on their final essay. I think it was the manner in which I presented the topic that really helped them. They not only got the concept, but they ran with it. I hope my quiet class has the same result.
• I do have a couple of students who are on the boarder between two grades. I hate when this happens. Do I push them over or leave it be? I guess I will have to look at all the subjective elements of the course. Did they show up regularly? Did they participate? Was there an upward progression in their work? Did they put forth a consistent effort? Will this come back to bite me in the ass later?
• Husband is STILL sick. We now think that it is a sinus infection and pink eye. The eye stuff is starting to work. No more cloudiness or goop coming out of his eyes, but they are really bloodshot. As for the sinuses, he is in a lot of pain. I am using everything in my arsenal to combat his symptoms.
• I need to go to Target to pick up items for the Giving Tree for Husband's work. I have always enjoyed participating. This year, we drew a little girl and her mom. The little girl wants a Barbie and the mom only wants socks, a hat, gloves and a scarf. I am going to throw in a gift card to help them out.
• We got five inches of snow yesterday. That's considered a dusting in my neck of the woods. We are supposed to get between 18 and 24 inches of snow this weekend. Not totally unheard of here, but a pain nonetheless.
• Since Husband is sick, I get the job of shoveling. Thankfully, it's the fluffy stuff and not the heavy stuff. And no, we do not own a snow blower. Husband is just too "manly" for such things.
• The Boy shoveled his own path in the backyard. He just uses his head. I have to snap a photo of that.
• OK, time to get moving. Either I shop first, then grade or grade first, then shop.

I am plowing through my CT research papers. They are not as bad as my Law class. Some are still having trouble with citing within their paper, but unlike my law class, my CT freshman at least make an attempt to do it correctly.

Astroprof has a great post about his trials and tribulations on the grading front. Reading his post reminded me of one of my students back at Former College who cut and pasted information from a website in her research paper without citing the source. I knew it was plagiarism when I read "Click here for more information".

On the medical front, I am not sick. I guess I was having sympathy symptoms. But poor Husband has pink eye in addition to his cold. He was home again today. I took a break to get his prescription and some other supplies. Poor guy! He is such a trooper through all of this.

The Boy is going to daycare tomorrow. He has got a bad case of what I like to cal the "ya-yas", which means he has cabin fever. Today's walk was cut short because a little dog was trash barking at him and he tried to charge it, almost causing me to fall. I told him that he better behave because Santa Paws is watching to see if he is a good dog.

OK, I am going in for one more round.

Law class is finished. Now it's on to my two CT classes.

Message to the student who wrote in his research paper that the case he selected was too hard and he didn't find any additional information because of the limited time he had to do the assignment...

You had 2 1/2 months to work on this project. That is plenty of time to complete it, given that I am only asking for a five to seven page paper. Moreover, the fact that you found the assignment hard or had trouble finding research is not my fault. I stated numerous times in class that you should see me or email me with any questions or problems. You did not do either. Finally, you have some nerve writing in your paper that you thought the assignment was hard and unfair without even making any real attempt to write a coherent paper. You just cut and pasted sources together without even documenting your sources in the body of the paper. You just slapped a Works Cited page at the end with questionable sources. So when you get your "F", don't even think about crying to me about it because it will take every once of strength for mot to tear you a new one. You only have yourself to blame.

Would someone please tell me where they get this arrogance???

• I am tired.
• I have a headache from all the reading.
• My throat is starting to hurt. (Please don't let it be Husband's cold)

I have six more research papers to read for my law class. These are in the pile I call "Problem Papers". You know the ones. You start to read a 'Problem Paper" and you have to stop because it does not make sense, is full of errors and typos or has possible plagiarism. I usually set "Problem Papers" aside so that I can muster the strength to tackle them.

Maybe I will just call it a night and take a shot of something and go to bed. I don't want to end up with Husband's cold. With all the congestion, his voice has dropped at least two octaves. He kinda sounds like Barry White!

This morning was rather busy. Husband is home with a nasty cold. Thankfully, he is not one of those men who are completely helpless when they are sick. But, I can't help babying him just a little. :) I took the Boy for a long walk so that he would be quiet most of the day. It's funny how every patch of snow or every tree and bush has a scent that must be sniffed and or peed on!

Finally, I entered grading jail. I decided to work on my law class since I had already graded their final exam and all that was left was their research papers. Some of the papers were quite good. One student did a great job analyzing the Napster case. But, others went from average to just plain awful. They either lacked real insight, were full of errors and typos, or had serious issues with citation form. One student chose to use footnotes instead of what I asked them to use.

That's right, I said footnotes.

Now, I know that both MLA and APA allow footnotes of endnotes, although they discourage their use. But this paper was entirely cited using footnotes. This paper was filled with footnotes. The only place that I have used exclusive footnotes in in legal citation. That always bugged me during law school and when I was a practicing lawyer becuase I am sure the legal profession could come up with a better citation form.

(Note: This is an undergraduate law class. If they were in law school, I would ask them to follow legal citation style. )

Also, I am starting to get the emails asking for grades. I don't post or give out grades. I even have a sign on my office door stating that I don't give them out prior to the student receiving his or her grade report. The one and only time I did give out grades was a complete disaster. I had students complaining and wanting to challenge their grades before Christmas. The ones who didn't do a lick of work all semester want to do extra credit. The grade whores cry because they 'deserve" an A. The truth is, I just want some peace of mind between the time I submit grades and the time the students get them in the mail. That way, I am rested before the next round of whining begins.

Do you give out grades or post them before the students receive them in the mail? Talk among yourselves. I am going back for another round.

I took down my post about Michael Vick. I still stand by my anger about his receiving a mere 23 months in prison for what he did. As many of you know, I am a avid animal lover and have strong views about the laws regarding animal cruelty. I also have strong opinions about people who say "Oh, it's just a dog or just a cat." I spent this summer working to rehab cats and have seen firsthand the results of people who think hurting an animal is acceptable.

That being said, something that I did write was way out of line. Someone reminded me of that fact. Rape is a serious thing. As a twenty year survivor of rape, I still have memories of what happened to me. I would never think that it is funny or mean to suggest something like that in jest. Retribution is never the answer. Wishing that someone have that happen to them will not solve the issue or make it any better. It lowers one to the level of the offender.

My anger and forestation got the better of me. That is no excuse, but it does explain the behavior.

So, if I offended anyone, I sincerely apologize.

We now return to our regular programing.

• The genius who decided that this morning, the last day of classes was a perfect time for a fire drill should have the snot kicked out of them.
• I don't want to talk about my boys in Black and Gold, except to say that this ain't over and that paybacks are a bitch.
• Students are turning in papers today. Should be a slow morning. I just hope I don't have any more bold students.
• Speaking of that. I sent the student an email telling him that I will not accept his paper. I am preparing myself for the blow-back.
• I did grade all my law exams yesterday. Now, I have to tackle all those research papers and final essays. At least I can work from home the rest of the week.

I love this version of White Christmas, especially the reindeer back up singers.

Enjoy!

I gave a student in my law class a one day extension on his paper. I told him that I needed the paper by noon on Friday. Well, I get this email Friday morning where the student tells me that he was up all night, sick as can be. He said he was "dying". (Um, if you were really dying you would not be emailing me). He also said that he need just two more sources and his paper would be 'awesome". He wanted to turn his paper later that day.

I emailed him back explaining that I needed the paper by noon becuase I am on a deadline and besides, giving the extension is a courtesy that I don't normally grant. I finished by saying that I needed the paper in my hands or via email by noon.

I guess the guy can't read becuase he said "Well, I really want to give yo a great paper. So, I will give it to you later today or tomorrow at the latest.

All together now...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!

Who in the hell does this guy think he is? He totally disregarded what I said and told me when he was going to submit the paper.

I sent him a second email which said that under no certain terms that I was to recieve the paper by noon or he would receive no credit. I left my office at 12:15. No one showed up with a paper and there was nothing in my email.

Around 3 PM yesterday, I checked my email. Guess what was in my inbox. The student's paper. Time on the email...2:30 PM.

GRRRRR. My urge to kill is rising.

I have not responded to the student yet. I am so pissed right now. The arrogance displayed here really grinds my gears. It's no wonder why I am such a jaded person. Every time I give someone an inch, they take ten yards. So, I end up being a very non-compassionate instructor because I can't trust anyone to do what I ask them to do. I mean what's next? I guess I will have to cease granting extension period, or make the student sign a contract.

I don't want to accept the paper. He did not do what we agreed to do. My policies are not open for negotiation. It is what it is. I supposed I could read it and see if he would fail outright anyway. But, it just seems wrong in my eyes.

Addy N had this link on her blog. It's absolutely hilarious!

Email from student:

I am not sure how to cite this particular source. Since the research paper is not due until noon, I will ask you during class.

Um...no. Your research paper is due within 15 minutes of the class start time which is WAY before noon. Your final exam is due at noon...next Monday. I guess you did not read the assignment when I gave it to you, or when I emailed it again to you...two days ago.

*Post title for the benefit of Husband.

One of my law students submitted a rough draft of a paper reaking of plagiarism. Not only did he copy word for word from one particular source without citing it, he took information from the same source and cited it under another author's name.


It took me only 15 minutes to find the document that he used. I went through it, highlighting the sections that he copied in his paper and noting the paragraph and line number in his paper. I sent him an email saying he needed to see me ASAP.

He eventually stopped by. I explained to him in a non accusatory way that I had serious issues about his sources. I explained that I checked his sources and it appeared that some are suspect. He just brushed it off as not knowing how to properly cite information.

Um...you're a senior and you don't know how to do WHAT?

I gave him the MLA guide that I give my freshman CT students. I also told him that I would look at another draft if he wished. I warned him that if his final paper was anything like his draft, he would fail the course.

My attorney-brain tells me that he realized that he got caught trying to be slick. The teacher portion of my brain tells me that it is entirely possible that he never learned proper citation form, or he was allowed to slide with improper or incorrect citations. I made a copy of his draft with my comments on it, just in case. I just hope he cleans up his paper.

Either way, I am frustrated. I hope that he just didn't know better.

Just Me tagged me for this one.

The rules:

1. Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 random and/or weird things about yourself.
3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.
4. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Here goes...

• When I was 19, I was given the children's menu at a restaurant.
• I don't heal very well from cuts or bruises. I have this black spots from old wounds, especially on my legs. It's embarrassing because they are visible and I have to cover them with special makeup when I bare my legs. Plus, I worry that people may think that Husband beats me when that is SO NOT THE CASE.
• Husband and I grew up in the same town and even went to the same high school. (He is two years older than me.) We did not know each other then. We met in college and realized that we had a similar circle of friends, like one of those six degrees of separation things.
• I can make popping noises with my jaw.
• I can belch on command and have won many a belching contest.
• In college, I worked as a security guard for events. What's weird about that is at the time, I probably weighed about 100 pounds soaking wet. So, I mostly checked bags and staked out the women's bathroom for illegal stuff.
• When I was 12, I punched a phlebotomist in the face because he kept jamming me with a needle and I am afraid of needles.

I am supposed to tag 7 people, but I think this one has been around. So, if you want to do it, have fun.

I just finished a round of CT essays on lethal injection. I thought I would share some "gems" with you.

• The electric chair was deemed a humane form of punishment.
• The death penalty has been a lifelong debate that has been around for decades.
• People can take on the job of an executioner and have no connection to the medical field. (I can see it now…Wanted. Professional Executioner. No medical experience needed.)
• Many executions were not done properly due to a lack of incompetence.

And I have another class yet to read!

Like Jimmy Buffett says "If we all didn't laugh, we would all go insane."

• I was sure that Baltimore would beat NE. My boys in Black and Gold get a crack at 'em next week. They have the best shot of kicking NE's ass.
• Sign seen on TV during the Steelers game on Sunday night. Five Rings...No Cheating.
• Today is another day where I will give my students a chance to seek help for their papers. I hope my other classes take advantage of the time.
• Prisca asked about my eval. I sent an email to the Dude. He should be sending me something this week.
• The Boy has a new girlfriend. Her name is Libby and she is a German Shepard. Libby has been pining for the Boy for some time now. He is just starting to reciprocate. Unfortunately, his method of showing his "love" sent him to doggie time out twice last night.
• It is really cold here. Plus, we had our first measurable snow.
• OK, time to get to work on grading. I have some CT essays to grade.

I got up way too late this morning. I love my boys in Black and Gold, but I can't take these Sunday and Monday night games.

This is going to be a light week. No teaching as I have given my students the time to work on their papers and use class time to meet with me with any questions or concerns. So far, I had five students from my early class stop by with questions and drafts for review. One student just stopped by to say hi because he felt weird not coming to class.

I am amazed that I had any students at all. Usually, I end up sitting around doing work or something. I just assumed that no one would seek help, so I brought my laptop with me to get caught up on stuff or just blog. They were actually waiting outside the classroom for me.

Will this trend continue with tomorrow's classes????

• When Seeking Solace looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Seeking Solace and Seeking Solace.
• Seeking Solace's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Seeking Solace will not take shit from anyone.
• There are no such things as tornadoes. Seeking Solace just hates trailer parks.
• The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Seeking Solace.
• Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Seeking Solace beats all 3 at the same time.
• Most people fear the Reaper. Seeking Solace considers him "a promising Rookie".
• The 11th commandment is ? Thou shalt not piss off Seeking Solace. This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
• Seeking Solace doesn't open a can of whoop-ass. She makes her own.

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Husband's comment to why the Dude was tapping on his computer during my observation yesterday.

"Dude was probably trying to finish his TPS reports."

Observation complete.

The whole thing was rather weird. Dude sat in the back of the room tapping away on his laptop. I could hear tap, tap, tap as I was lecturing. A couple of my students remarked after class that it was rather annoying.

What was also strange was that Dude did not stay for the entire lecture. He just abruptly got up and left about tw0-thirds of the way. I have no idea what to make of that. Maybe he had seen enough. That can be good or bad.

Honestly, I don't know how I did. After about 10 minutes, I found my groove, although kept referring to my notes. Mostly out of being nervous and also because the topic of today's lecture is not one that I strong with knowledge. There is one particular concept that I often mix up, so I was trying my best to keep it straight. In all honestly, I was hoping that I wouldn't swear accidentally during my lecture.

The students were a tad quiet, mostly because the topic is loaded with information. They did participate when required, so that made me happy.

After it was all over, a couple of my students asked me why Dude was there. I told them. They said that they would tell him that I am a great professor. That made me smile! After they left, I went to Dude's office to see if he wanted to discuss my observation. He was gone. I guess I will have to wait to find out what he thought.

I don't want to start speculating about the outcome. I am just glad it's over!

I need a drink!!!

Try to wrap your minds around this one...

GML's sociology class had a essay due yesterday. One of her students gave her a note which said

Please excuse Stu Dent from turning in her essay. She has been very stressed out and is having a hard time keep up with her coursework.

Signed,
Stu Dent's Mother

Excuse my bluntness, but ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????

It is unknown if the note was really written by Stu Dent's mother. Stu Dent does not speak or write English very well and the note was written in perfect English. GML has tried to work with this student, including referrals to the Learning Center and meeting with her advisor. Stu Dent has not taken advantage of the help. The powers that be don't seem to care either.

It frustrates me that the college would allow someone with such deficiencies to work toward a degree without some mandatory assistance like language tutoring. But, in my experience at this college, it's all about getting the money with little regard to a student's competency.

I am at a loss on this one.

Another migraine.

I felt it last night. So, I popped an Imitrex and went to bed after House. (No spoiler, I promise!) I woke up this morning with no relief. Once again, another class cancelled. I popped a second Imitrex and slept until about noon. It seems to have gone now. I just have that foggy after-effect feeling that comes with Imitrex.

Husband was doing some research on migraines this morning and he found something I never knew. Migraines do not hit when one is under stress. They hit when the person has calmed down and relaxed after a stressful event. That might explain why most of my migraine attacks happen in the morning.

But, I can't understand why I am having at least one attack a month. Last month was so bad that I had to go to the ER. I am racking my brain to find the trigger. It might be hormonal, since they sometimes fall either before or during that time. It could be stress. I mean, it is the end of the semester and in the words of Archie Bunker "Christmas is at our throats again." I am staying hydrated, so that good. And, I am watching what food I eat.

So, I am going to start a headache diary again.

On another sort of related note, yes, I am being observed tomorrow. I guess it is some requirement or something for new adjuncts. Thankfully, it is my law class and not my quiet CT class. My law students are great. But, I just hate the idea of someone sitting the back of the room watching every move I make. It's not like I haven't been observed before, but the process is so nerve racking.

Hence, the migraine...maybe.

Of course, the topic for tomorrow is something rather dry. Plus, I might double up on topics so that the class runs for the scheduled time which is an hour and 30 minutes. I usually finish my lectures in about an hour. I worry that the chair may have a problem with finishing so early.

Gulp.

OK., I should not be stressing, especially after a migraine attack. But, I am a little nervous. New college means new expectations. Maybe the chair won't like my "dynamic" style, I don't know. I just have those doubts.

I need to stop obsessing. My Sephora package is here. That will take my mind off of things.

Boy, it's a good thing I did not act on my temptation. Guess whose law class is being observed by the department chair on Thursday?

Damn!

I so want to do what Philosophy Factory suggests with respect to my law class. I just don't feel like talking about sale and lease contracts under the UCC. I don't feel like getting into the whole risk of loss deal. Mostly, I don't feel like putting together another exam that will take place next week for only three chapters. What the hell was I smoking when I put together the calendar for this course. (Note to Husband: I swear I did not see her smoking crack!)*

*This was a quote from last week's Law and Order SVU that I have been dying to use!

Honestly, I feel like saying "OK, except for your research paper which is due on the last day of class, we are done. I will be available to discuss any questions you may have regarding your paper between now and the due date. Otherwise, take advantage of the time to work on your paper."

I could do that...couldn't I?

There is a tired, evil voice in my head that is screaming "Yeah, girl...go for it. You are not teaching at that grade 13 college anymore. Besides, the little brats are going to show up for class and if they do, everything you say will sound like blah, blah, blah, to them."

Then there is the guilt ridden, paranoid voice that says "Now, Seeking Solace, you need to be a good instructor and follow through with your course. These students must learn about sale and lease contracts and it is your duty to teach them. Besides, what would the powers that be say? Now suck it up and teach something."

Somebody make them stop!

So, where do I stand? Do I stand for goodness or badness?

After a crappy Monday, I am feeling rather tired. I stayed up way to late watching the Muddy Bowl. Jeez, no score for the until the last 17 seconds of the game.

So, it's another day of administrative crap, grading and teaching. At least one class is watching a film. Maybe I can do some work.

I will leave you with the ultimate bad case of the Mondays. The award goes to my pal, GML. She had a student who came to class smelling like a combination of cigarettes, non bathing and urine.

Um...right. I am at a loss on that one.

• I spilled coffee on my cashmere sweater.
• Why is it that no mater how much you stress the need for a Works Cited page, including a statement on an assignment in 18 point bold font that says "Any submission that does not contain a Works cited page will be accepted", there a students who STILL submit the assignment without a Works Cited page?
• Also, why is it that no matter how many times you tell a class when their final exam is, you still get emails wondering when is the final?
• I have a student in my law class who uses a highlighter to mark her answers on exams. That is annoying.
• There is a push to revamp the CT course, so all instructors are required to submit three specific assignments for review. It's a pain in the butt and a total waste of paper.
• I decided to nix an assignment for my CT class. I realized that I made the end of the semester too heavy with work. I was getting the sick feeling when I saw how much grading I would have to do. I amended my syllabus to reflect the change.
• The nixed assignment will allow the students a chance to spend more time on their research paper which will include in class assistance time. How much do you want to bet that the ones who take advantage of my generosity really don't need to?
• All the pretty snow that fell is gone. Instead, it is ugly, rainy and grey.
• I have way too many essays to read.
• I share office space with a colleague and good friend. She took pity on me and let me move in so I would not have to share space in the adjunct office for my department which is the size of a walk-in-closet. Well, there is this adjunct who keeps stopping by when I am not there and saying "Oh, tell Seeking Solace that I stopped by." and other chatty Cathy kind of stuff. I think it is annoying my friend. This adjunct is..well..annoying. Harmless, but annoying nonetheless. I had not made my office arrangement public to other adjuncts for fear of alienation and reprisal, but this person found out becuase I had to give her some docs for that dreaded admin stuff I mentioned above. And no, I could not email the stuff.
• Maybe I will just tell this annoying person that I can only be around people for a short period of time before I start getting twitchy because of my fear of small places with lots of people, hence the space with good friend. So, she should email me before she stops by.
• Like my new Present Thought at the sidebar? I think it reflects all of us right now!

OK, enough bitching. Time to strap on the Ipod and get to work. Bonus point for those who get the movie reference in the title to this post!

This Thanksgiving break has been quite a relaxing one. On Friday, RL and her husband came over. The guys performed major surgery on RL's husband's guitar. We then dined on leftovers and played cards. Husband is realizing that he is truly getting old because he is not as "fast" as the rest of us.

Yesterday, I spent the day just hanging out. I paid bills and balanced my checkbook and did a little on-line shopping at Sephora. Of course you want to know what I bought, don't you? Well, I got this, because liquid and pencil eyeliners just don't cut it for me. Plus, I got the brushes too. I also got this. I love Smashbox, and this was just a great deal. I also got free shipping!

Husband and I did venture out to get our Y membership so we can start swimming. It will be nice to have something fun to do on those crappy days in Lake Effect Snow Central.

So, today I am comfortably numb after my workout. On the schedule is laundry and watching local team play football. I will do a small about of work, just to see where I am in terms of the next two weeks.

I am going to enjoy the rest of my time off while I still can. Come tomorrow, I will have to hit the ground running.

So, I have today off and there is no way in hell I am venturing out. Years of working retail have soured me on shopping on Black Friday. Honestly, there is nothing in this world that I want or need that requires getting up at some ridiculous hour to stand in line in the freezing cold. (It's 25 degrees right now.) The outlet mall near me opened at midnight. That's right folks, midnight. There were pics on the news last night of people lined up at a Best Buy, some were standing on line since 2 PM. What the hell?!?!

Husband asked me what my plans were for the long weekend. My response? Absolutely nothing. I just want to relax and bank some sleep before I go back on Monday. I will have to hit the ground running with two weeks of classes left. Research papers and final essays will be due soon. I would also like to read for fun, maybe bang on my piano and play with the Boy.

And eat leftovers, of course!

Here's to a happy and non-over stuffed Thanksgiving!

• NO WORK TODAY!!!!!
• The Boy let me sleep in this morning. What a good dog.
• My house is a mess. I guess I will be cleaning today.
• I think I will get some of the baking done too. Sweet Potato Pie....YUM!
• I think my cold has passed.
• It's pouring rain here. Tonight, it is supposed to snow.
• I am working on a post in my head about yesterday's Oprah show in which she gives her "Favorite Things". I am still having trouble with the $3700.00 refrigerator with the TV in the door and the $59.00 box of cupcakes.
• I didn't think House was going to can a certain doctor last night.
• I have spent the last hour reading blogs and surfing the 'net.
• OK, I better get my butt moving.

Edited to add:

• I fixed the House spoiler...My Bad. Hope it's not too late for the rest of you.
• I almost forgot about SVU last night. I won't spoil it, but Ice-T's wife Coco was on. Can you say "bimbo"??

Today is the last day before Thanksgiving break. I cancelled my afternoon class becuase I know hardly anyone would show up. I will meet with my morning class, but I am not keeping them since I still feel like crap.

Yes, this cold will not go away, despite multiple rounds of Zicam and other meds. I skipped a departmental meeting yesterday becuase I could not hold my head up. I didn't even take the Boy to playgroup last night. He just didn't understand why we were not leaving the house at the usual time. Oh well, I will be home with him the rest of the week, so there will be plenty of doggie snuggle time!

Husband finished the Thanksgiving grocery shopping last night, so we have all the fixings for our feast on Thursday. Tomorrow, I will bake the sweet potato pies and chop some of the veggies that go into my stuffing. It just makes less work on Thursday.

So, I am going through all the work that is piling up and seriously asking myself if I am really going to do any grading over break. I know I should, but I just have this feeling that it will sit there until Sunday.

Anyone want to bet that my work will sit in my bag all break?

GML just sent me some photo's from the pooch party. They are too cute!!!!

The Birthday Boy
Eli and Frankie

Actually, it's my buddy, GML, who needs your help.

GML still works as an adjunct at Former College. Last week, she was told that she has to attend a faculty in-service next week. No one in administration said anything about her attending this event until last week, when the Wicked Witch Dean stated that GML must attend. This event has been on the schedule since September and no one said anything about adjuncts being required to attend. In the past, adjuncts were not required to attend these types of meetings.

Here's what is grinding her gears. She is not getting paid for attending this event. The college is not paying her adjunct hourly rate. The event is on a day when she is not scheduled to be on campus either. On top of that, the event is in another city, which is an hour drive one way. They will not pay mileage either.

Despite all of that, the administration says that she must attend even if she had a second adjunct gig or another job, the administration wants her to drop everything to attend this in-service.

GML thinks the administration is taking advantage of her. It is incredibly rude of the Wicked Witch to demand that GML attend on such short notice and without regard to GML's commitments outside of Former College. GML thinks she should be paid for her time, or at least for mileage. This may be a futile arguement becuase this college is incredibly cheap, but it is not completely impossible. Also, she is worried that if she says no, the Wicked Witch will make her life miserable, or worse, treat her the way I was treated by being fired.

I think she should fight to get paid for her time. If she is successful, make sure that she has it in writing (Sorry, I used to be a lawyer). Beyond that, I think she should just tell them that the lack of reasonable notice does not allow her to change her schedule. And if she is let go, it would not be the worst thing in the world, considering Former College's lack of respect for its instructors. (I am trying to get GML a gig at my new place).

So, oh gurus of the academic world, what advice would you give GML? I would love to hear from any adjuncts who may have dealt with this.

Yesterday was the doggie party for GML's little guy, Frankie. It was a howling good time for the pups. And the humans had fun too.

Here's the birthday boy!

Let's play! The Boy, Frankie and Barley
The Boy and Eli, Frankie's big brother.

Barley and Gus

Clara, the only female pooch at the party, was having none of the boys shenanigans.

MMMM...cupcakes. Yes, the dogs had doggie cupcakes. Don't you just love Frankie's hat?

Yes, they did sit and wait their turn for cupcakes!

What's a party without presents?

Although it is hard to see, Frankie loves his new toy.


By the end of the party, the pups were tired. Frankie and Eli are dog tired. I don't think Frankie cares that Eli is resting on his head!

And so was the Boy. This is where he stayed for the rest of the night.

Yesterday, I went to lunch with two of my former colleagues. They caught me up on all of the gossip and all around crapola that surrounds my former college. What was really nice was that one of my colleagues picked up the check for lunch. He is such a nice guy.

I was exhausted when I got home, so I took a nap. Two hour later I woke up with cold symptoms. So, I went for the blow, AKA Zicam, hoping the symptoms would either pass or not be too bad. But today, I feel like crap. What made it worse was that I saw this story on the news.

That's just great.

I was supposed to head to the post office to mail two very special packages for this blogger and this blogger, but I think that will have to wait until Monday. Husband said he would do the honors for these very cool people.

I am going to a doggie party later today. It's GML's dog's birthday. Frankie is one today. GML rented out the Boy's daycare for two hours of canine chaos. Should be lots of fun...that is...if I can keep my head up!

Has anyone seen my brain?

I swear, I don't know where my head is lately. My brain in just fried. I just can't think straight. I can't even remember what I did 5 seconds ago.

Yesterday, I had this great idea for my CT students final essay. I was so excited. When I sat down to write it. I couldn't remember it. It's driving me crazy.

The other day, I couldn't remember if I fed the Boy. Of course, he isn't going to tell me that he ate his dinner. So, the Boy had two dinners. He was passed out for the rest of the night...fat and happy.

Yesterday, I found a load of laundry that was in the washer since Sunday. Stinky.

Just now, I printed 20 copies of the chapter guide that I already distributed. Great waste of paper.

So, if you are out and about and happen to see a mind wandering around looking for it's human..let me know. It's probably mine.

It's one of those mornings where no matter how much coffee I drink, I just can't seem to function. My brain is clouded. And it's Tuesday, which means I have my quiet class. That so doesn't help.

One student asked me for an extension on an essay I assigned two weeks ago. His excuse? There was just too much material to read! Whatever these students are on, someone needs to change the dose.

I've been listening to a lot of Pink Floyd lately. Hmm.

On another note, I was asked to participate in a conference next semester. The chair of the business department has been pushing me to participate. I guess they need someone with a law background on the panel. OK, that's fine. But the topic of the conference is an area that I am vaguely familiar. The conference is not until next spring, so I could get educated in that amount of time. I am a fast learner and better still, I can tap-dance my way through any topic (It comes with the lawyer-training). I am waiting to hear from the person in charge of the program to see if this is something I want to do.

Truth is, I would like to do it, if I can. I have only one speaking engagement on my CV, but it was from my lawyer days. I was a panelist for a legal continuing education course. So, I would like to have more academic speaking and writing under my belt. One of my goals for next year is to get some publishing cred. I am learning that if I want to stick around, I will need to step up my game.

On a totally unrelated note, The Boy is invited to a doggie birthday party! GML's dog, Frankie, is celebrating his first birthday this weekend. GML is having a doggie party at the Boy's daycare. The owner lets people rent out the space for parties. So, Frankie will have all his doggie friends, plus his big brother, Eli, and the Boy to celebrate. How cute is that? Of course, there will be pics!

Well, I am going to try to get some work done. No more coffee because the stuff they make here tastes like mud!

Here's another conversation with a student that just grinds my gears

Student: Do you give extra credit?
Me: No, never.
Student: I didn't think so, but I had to ask.
(My thought: why did you ask then?)
Student: I am concerned about my grade.
Me: Well, it appears you are doing fine, except you are missing a few homework assignments. That can hurt you grade.
Student: Well, I keep forgetting to do them. Can't you remind us in class when homework is due?
Me: Um, no. That's why I give you a tracking calendar at the beginning of the semester with all of your homework assignments and when they are due.
Student: Well, I kinda forget to look at that too.

Mama would be so proud.

Thursday night's Police concert was fantastic. There is no question that it was worth the wait and the cost to see these guys reunited.

It took Husband and I a little longer than usual to arrive at the venue. Those of you who know where I live, or may have figured it out by now, know why it took us almost double the time that it normally takes to travel to this cool place. But, once we were parked and at the arena, it was all good.

Until we found our seats.

Usually, I am the one who gets concert tickets. I have incredible ticket karma in that I can get good seats. This time, Husband took over. In his defense, we had to take what we could get.

We were in the very top row. And when I mean the top row...I mean the TOP ROW.

I am afraid of heights, mostly sloping high places that give you the feeling that you are falling. So, as we are climbing the stairs to our seats, I am using the Vulcan Death Grip as I hold Husband's hand. When we sat down, we did have a great view of the stage, but thankfully there were Jumbo-Screens because the guys looked like ants.

What was amazing was that it was only Sting, Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers. No other musicians or vocalists were on stage. No evidence of a backing track either. Their ability to have all the miscellaneous sounds that are a part of the Police's music was so cool. With the exception of a couple of songs, it seemed like they never missed a beat.

Sting was in great voice. And damn is he easy on the eyes! Stewart's drumming and percussion was just phenomenal. And Andy's guitar solos were just a reminder as to why he is one of the best.

Our favorite, hands down, was "Wrapped Around Your Finger". Stewart's use of chimes, cymbals and even a gong magically recreated that songs haunting theme. They also played some tracks I have not heard in ages.

One little faux pas was that Sting slight botched the lyrics to Roxanne, but honestly, I don't think anyone noticed.

It was definitely a fun night. We did not arrive home until 1:30 AM and didn't fall asleep until about 2:30. I cancelled my Friday class which was a good thing. I was dragging most of the day. Poor Husband did go to work. He said he almost did a header into his keyboard!

I guess our rock-n-roll all night days are beginning to fade..just a little.

Here is the set list:

• Message in a Bottle
• Synchronicity II
• Walking On The Moon
• Voices Inside My Head
• When The World Is Running Down
• Don't Stand So Close To Me
• Driven To Tears
• Truth Hits Everybody
• Hole In My Life
• Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
• Wrapped Around Your Finger
• De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
• Invisible Sun
• Walking In Your Footsteps
• Can't Stand Losing You
• Roxanne

First Encore

• King Of Pain
• So Lonely
• Every Breath You Take

Second Encore

• Next To You
  

Until the Police concert!

WOOHOO!!!

Full update tomorrow!!!

Actual email message received today:

Dear Professor Seeking Solace:

I dont have any onk in my printer so im email my paper 2 U.

Stu Dent

Um, right....

It's going to be a long day.

I received an email from one of my students complaining that she has to resubmit her annotated bibliography. She sent me an email stating that she can't understand why she has to re-do it because she looked up how to do the bibliography on a website and just followed the examples.

So, I asked her to send me the link to the website that she used. Well, the first problem was that the website was for a course taught at another college. The course requires the student to use the Chicago Style Manual. I require MLA. It's stated in the assignment and in my syllabus. I emailed the student and explained to her that she followed the wrong citation form and I sent her a link explaining MLA.

I thought that was the end of it...but no.

She sends me another message saying, "Well, I just don't understand how mine is any different." I have the author, title and date.

Um, no you don't. my dear. Not even close.

She has an article from a newspaper which has the title with all lower case letters, the name of the newspaper and the date showing as month/day/year. No edition or page/section number.

Incorrect. Big time.

Also, I am guessing that she found the article on line, becuase I seriously doubt she has the newspaper from 2004. So, she should have cited it as an online source.

I attached her bibliography with comments on how the cite should look. I also told her that she should stop by my office to discuss this becuase it is just to hard to explain via email.

Do you think she just doesn't get it or is it another case of not using one's whole ass? (I checked her schedule and she is taking Writing I where this is covered).

Good grief, my head hurts.

I'm right back in.

I only had five re-writes from my good CT class left to grade. I was feeling pretty good about leaving grading jail.

Until I got to my law class. I have test corrections and a round of homework problems to grade. Plus, they have a test next Thursday.

Crap.

So far, it's been a really productive morning. I spent two hours grading stuff for my law class. I graded two sets of homework problems and reviewed their annotated bibliographies. Thankfully, only two students have to resubmit their bibliographies because of mistakes.

I think I am seeing a light at the end of the tunnel leading me out of grading jail.

Oh, and it's a happy day because my boys in Black and Gold humiliated a certain team from Baltimore last night. Sweet.

Last Thursday, my quiet CT class were supposed to submit an annotated bibliography as part of their research project. Not only did less than half submit the assignment, but less than half showed up for class.

Could this be some kind of passive aggressive behavior? Since I yelled at them on Tuesday, they will not do their work or come to class?

Not smart. Mainly because the annotated bibliography is worth 20 points of the their final grade for the research paper. I don't accept late work unless they clear it with me first. No one did that.

So, many of my students already have a negative deficit for their paper. Some have absolutely no chance of earning an "A" for the paper.

I could be cynical and just say "Sucks to be them." But, I think it's rather sad. I am not saying I feel sorry for them, becuase I don't. I just think it's sad that it has come to this. What's the point? It just hurts them in the end. What does it prove? It reinforces my thought that they just don't give a shit about the course and have little respect for me.

I am not going to say anything about it tomorrow. I am just going to hand back the ones that were submitted. There is no point in banging my head against a wall in trying to have them give a crap about the class.

Husband and I were up at 7:30 this morning because the Boy did not adjust his morning wake up routine to reflect the end of Daylight Savings Time. I guess the Boy didn't get the memo.

It's all good though, we had a nice morning of reading the paper and drinking coffee. We watched the first hour of documentary about the Who that was on VH1 last night. I taped it while we watched a movie with our guests. I have one of those VCR-DVD combos which allowed me to tape the show while we watched the DVD. Husband, the ultimate Who fan, was in his glory because there was footage he had never seen.

Dinner last night was great. We had Shrimp Jambalaya with a green salad. Everyone helped cook, including the Boy whose job was to get anything that would hit the floor. I did get a little sick because I did not eat much yesterday. I was so worried that I might have poisoned my guests. But, they seemed to enjoy the meal. In fact, my friend's hubby didn't hesitate for seconds. Our friends brought a peanut butter and chocolate dessert which was just yummo! I heart our friends. They are just great down to earth people and so much fun to hang out with.

Toady, I will do some grading. I only brought one class of work to do. I am trying to get away from the "all or nothing" mentality when it comes to grading. I would just feel this need to get everything done at the expense of my own fun and sanity. The end result is that I am grouchy and bitchy at the fact that I wasted a weekend. So, I will work on one CT class today and watch some football. Local team is playing today, but I really want to see Indy put New England away.

Well, Husband and the Boy are back from their tour of the neighborhood and the Boy is trying to tell me about his adventure, so I must turn my attention to him!

Oh, and I almost forgot. My pedi was just heavenly. My feet are very happy and my toes are pained a very dark Merlot. The girl that did my pedi even let me keep the polish!

• J and I are going for the ultimate spa pedicure today. Yeah, I know it's cold outside and no one is going to see my toes, but as I explained to GML yesterday, I will have happy feet and that is so worth it.
• Tonight, Husband and I are having friends over for dinner. It's going to be loads of fun. Good food with great friends is always fun!!!!
• Plus, I think my friend needs to have some fun, give some of the stuff that is going on in her world. I wish there was something more I could do to help her. But, I don't have much power to do so. Otherwise, I would unleash my pit bull-attorney persona and open a case of whoop-ass. I just hate seeing anyone that I care about hurting or having a rough time.
• I haven't decided if I am going to take the Boy to afternoon playgroup of have Husband take him for a long walk before our guests arrive. He gets really excited and pesty when we have company, so I want him to be a little tired and mellow tonight.
• Husband just reminded me that we are going to see the Police on Thursday. Wow. I can't believe it's time!
• Tomorrow, I will go back to grading jail.
• Don't forget to set your clocks. A whole extra hour of sleep!!!!!

I mentioned in this post about something good may come my way with respect to my job. Do you also remember when I mentioned in another post that I was worried that I would be on another employment hiatus?

OK, now that you have refreshed your memory by clicking the links...I'll continue.

Well, I went on this massive email blitz. I emailed the chairs of departments where there were courses that I was qualified to teach. I just told them who I was and if they needed any adjuncts to fill any courses to let me know. I told them what courses I would be interested in teaching, and asked if they were available. Nothing preachy or pretentious. I just looked at the course description and briefly explained why I would be a good fit. I attached my resume and let nature take its course.

Well, it paid off.

I met with the chair of the English department. She was impressed with what I was doing in my CT and law classes. She liked the manner in which I have students write essays and research papers. She offered me a course in Analytical Writing and another in College Writing!!!! So, with my Spring CT class, that makes three courses for the Spring!!!!!!

YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!

I am so excited. This is a huge opportunity for me to move forward at this college. I like where I work and the people are just great. I could see staying for a while.

It also gives me more reason to pursue my own writing. It is something that was not a priority at my other college. Actually, any form of independent thought was discouraged. I have ideas for journal articles that I would like to investigate and pursue. So, my plan for 2008 is to get published. Maybe I can join Brazen's club once I get my shit together.

But for now...WOOHOO!!!!!

Whenever I assign a research paper, I have my students submit an annotated bibliography about a month into the project. I do this for two reasons. One, I want to see if they can properly document sources using MLA or APA. Second, I want to see what sources they are reviewing. I limit the number of Internet sources (www stuff). I want them to look at databases and other sources instead of just googling.

Two of my students in my law class asked me if they could change their topic. In a whiny voice, the claimed that they couldn't find anything. I asked them if they looked in the usual places, like the school's library and other database sources. They said they did but all they found was a bunch of stuff about Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Um, that is the whole crux of the case they are researching.

I told them that I would look at their bibliographies and get back to them. I went back to my office and did a quick 10 minute search on the school library's database. Sure enough, I found 13 journal articles on Lexis Academic, five of which had detailed information about their case. None were redundant. And of course, none of those articles were cited in their bibliographies.

I also noticed that one of the students did not even cite the case itself. Seems to me that the actual case would be one of the first things I would look to in starting a project like this.

So, I sent them an email telling them that I am not going to allow them to change their topic. I suggested a few places to look without telling them what they may find.

The truth is, I think they are just afraid to try. Why is it that so many students just want to give up so easily? It seems like so many of my students, past and present, seem to back down from anything that is remotely difficult. They want everything to be easy or take the least amount of work to do. I could see if they really put some effort into the research, but in this case, it seems like they just looked at a couple of books on the library shelf and stuff they could find in a Google search.

I have a saying. If you are going to do something, don't do it half-assed. Use your whole ass.

The Boy goes to doggie day care once a week. It's just like child day care. There's playtime, snack time and quiet-nap time. When the Boy comes home, he is so excited to tell me about his day. Then, he inhales his dinner and passes out on his downstairs bed. We don't hear a peep out of him for the rest of the night!

I caught this pic of him in his bed. He looks like he is hog-tied! As soon as he saw me, he started wagging his tail. That's all the energy he had!