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Sunday, December 02, 2007

I Bet You Didn't Know...

Posted by Seeking Solace |

  • When Seeking Solace looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Seeking Solace and Seeking Solace.
  • Seeking Solace's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Seeking Solace will not take shit from anyone.
  • There are no such things as tornadoes. Seeking Solace just hates trailer parks.
  • The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Seeking Solace.
  • Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Seeking Solace beats all 3 at the same time.
  • Most people fear the Reaper. Seeking Solace considers him "a promising Rookie".
  • The 11th commandment is ? Thou shalt not piss off Seeking Solace. This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
  • Seeking Solace doesn't open a can of whoop-ass. She makes her own.

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6 comments:

JustMe said...

awesome!

ps, tag, you're it!

EcoGeoFemme said...

I found you by way of Mad Hatter. This is super funny. I'm gonna do it too. :)

Chaser said...

hahahahahaha!!!

Prisca said...

Hilarious! Does that thing know you?

p.s. Package arrived and is WONDERFUL! :)

Seeking Solace said...

Just Me: OK...I'll do it

ecogeofeme: Welcome! Thanks for stopping by!

Prisca: You are so welcome!!!

Wayfarer Scientista said...

love this!

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