The Waiting Room

• When Seeking Solace looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Seeking Solace and Seeking Solace.
• Seeking Solace's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Seeking Solace will not take shit from anyone.
• There are no such things as tornadoes. Seeking Solace just hates trailer parks.
• The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Seeking Solace.
• Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Seeking Solace beats all 3 at the same time.
• Most people fear the Reaper. Seeking Solace considers him "a promising Rookie".
• The 11th commandment is ? Thou shalt not piss off Seeking Solace. This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
• Seeking Solace doesn't open a can of whoop-ass. She makes her own.

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