The Waiting Room

Courtesy of Claire

Explain what ended your last relationship?
I was dating this guy before Husband. I found out he had a girlfriend. I dropped him like a bad habit. He still tried to pursue me when I was dating Husband. Husband threatened to kick his ass.
When was the last time you shaved?.
Today.
What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?.
Reading the Sunday paper and drinking coffee.
What were you doing 15 minutes ago?.
Watching the embarrassing highlights of the Boys in Black and Gold getting their asses kicked.
Are you any good at math?
HEEELLLL NOOOO!
Your prom night, what do you remember about it?
I did not go to my prom. No one asked me! I was to embarrassed to go stag.
Do you have any famous ancestors
No
Have you had to take a loan out for school?
Yes, and I am still paying the fucker too! My goal is to be student loan free by the time I am 40. (FYI: I am 38).
Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
I don't do MySpace.
Last thing received in the mail?
Student Loan bill.
How many different beverages have you had today?
Four. Coffee, apple cider, water and wine.
Do you ever leave messages on people'’s answering machine?
Of course, how would they know to call me back? I am too cheap to get call waiting and too lazy to dial #82.
Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?.
I did not know there was such a thing.
Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? No.
What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
I had all four of my wisdom teeth removed. They were so impacted that I had to have surgery. My mouth was so swollen that I looked like I had marbles in my mouth. It hurt like hell. What made things worse was my brother thought it would be funny to eat pizza in front of me, since I could not chew anything.
What is out your back door?
Mud and the Boy which will soon be in my kitchen.
Any plans for Friday night?.
I can't think that far ahead.
Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
Is it supposed to do something?
Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Once. It was very tasty.
Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Yes. I took Astronomy in college. (Astroprof would be proud!)
Do you re-use towels after you shower?.
NO.
Some things you are excited about?
I am actually excited about my 20th high school reunion this Thanksgiving.
What is your favorite flavor of JELL-O?
Strawberry
Describe your keychain(s)?
I have a lock on a leather strap from Nine West. It kinda resebles nunchucks.
Where do you keep your change?
At the bottom of my purse.
When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
I am a college instructor and a lawyer. When don't I speak to a large crowd of people???
What kind of winter coat do you own?
I have four. A black pea coat, a black full length wool coat, a purple ski jacket and a dark green barn coat. I live in a place where it snows a lot.
What was the weather like on your graduation day?
It was sunny and warm for my undergrad, Master's and Law school.
Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Open.