The Waiting Room

Yeah, you. The one who was loudly chatting on her cell phone and coughing on everyone and not covering her mouth...

Normally, I do not wish anyone any specific harm, but you my dear, I wish for a hot searing death. You are the reason that I am sick. How dare you show up for blood work and sit in the lobby hacking away like that without the decency to cover your mouth! Also, no one in the waiting room needed to hear about your drunk dialing escapades or booty calls either.

It's the nicest weather Lake Effect Snow Central has seen in six months and I can't enjoy it because you decided to infect the population. You should be thrown in the frozen lake!

Thanks a lot...beeyach!