My neighbor is working in his front yard. He is in his 60's and is not in very good physical shape. HE IS WEARING A PURPLE SPEEDO!!!!!!
Now I know how Tommy felt, except I can still hear and speak!!!!
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- Seeking Solace
- I am a college professor who is fumbling through the chaos of academia, rheumatoid arthritis, working on my PhD and just being a 40 something woman. I used to be a lawyer, which made me a snarky little person. I have a wonderful Husband and a German Shepherd named Junior. They help keep me sane.
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11 comments:
Ewwwwwwww!
At least you can get a good story out of it! (I'm trying to look at the brighter side of things today)
Aaaaah! I'm shuddering vicariously for you.
That is so awesome. I bet it stemmed from an argument with his wife that goes something like: You think you're so hot you can flirt with every pretty young thing that waits on our table, why don't you put your damn speedo on and cut the grass.
Unfortunately, he didn't catch the sarcasm.
LOL! Sorry, I immediately laughed when I read this post. HaHaHaHaHa
I do hope your eyes recover soon. I'm sure that is not a good sight.
Oy! You poor thing! I bestow temporary blindness upon you until his yardwork is done!
One word: WHY!?
Seriously, there is no need for that and he should know better!
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. Maybe that was how he won his wife's heart by wearing that speedo thingy. hehe...=P
I like abbey's interpretation, except I'll guess that it was a either dare or a bet that he lost :)
Folks, I guess I forgot to mention that my neighbor is gay and is in a committed relationship. That being said, maybe he did lose a bet with his partner????
NOT an excuse.
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