Me: I need a new career. Something where I am not bombarded with questions. When I tell people I am a lawyer or teach law, I get blasted with questions. It's exhusting.
Husband: Well, what do you want to do?
Me: I don't know. Look at morticians and proctologists. Nobody ever bugs them with questions.
Husband: Well, you could be a legal proctologist. If someone bugs you with too many questions, you could shove a probe up their ass.
About Me
- Seeking Solace
- I am a college professor who is fumbling through the chaos of academia, rheumatoid arthritis, working on my PhD and just being a 40 something woman. I used to be a lawyer, which made me a snarky little person. I have a wonderful Husband and a German Shepherd named Junior. They help keep me sane.
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My Sister's Keeper
5 comments:
LIKE.
I can actually hear this conversation in my head, knowing you two! :)
Awesome!
As the daughter and granddaughter of morticians I can assure you that people ask all sorts of questions. As an added bonus, several teachers "suggested" I write reports/do projects about embalming, funeral, forensic entymology, etc., because "of course" I would find it interesting when I knew they just wanted me to satisfy their curiousity. Oh yes, people ask questions.
husband is hilarious, i love it!
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