The Waiting Room

~ You can't read the words on a student's research paper because they are swimming around.

~ Your head feels like a football

~ Speaking of football...you fall sound asleep during your favorite team's comeback yesterday because you did a shot of Nyquill.

~ And you also slept through your favorite shows on Sunday night. God bless DVR!

~ Your throat is on fire.

~ You would rather lay on the couch and watch reruns of Good Times on TV Land than grade papers.. wait, that's normal for me!

~ You pretend you are doing cocaine when taking the swab form of Zicam.

~ You have three blankets and a dog keeping you warm.

~ The thought of doing anything makes you feel worse.