The Waiting Room

Remember the SNL Weekend Update skit featuring Sarah McLachlan and Cinder Calhoun, played by Ana Gasteyer, singing about turkeys?

Well, I could not get the video, so here's the next best thing. So to all my vegetarian friends, and all my "finger lickin' Charlie Manson" friends (I got nothing but love for ya!), I give you....

Basted in Blood

We gather together
For yams, beans, and cranberry sauce.
But have you given much thought lately
To the turkey holocaust?
200 million noble birds
Slaughtered every fall.
Ain't no difference between Hitler, Stalin,
And the folks at Butterball, Butterball.

So set your tables, America
From Birmingham to Branson.
But when you carve that turkey
You're a finger lickin' Charlie Manson.
Enjoy your pumpkin pie,
Your buttery Idaho spuds,
Grandma's chestnut stuffing,
And a turkey basted in blood.

Basted in blood
Basted in blood
Basted in blood
Enjoy your turkey, enjoy...
Basted in blood
Basted in blood
Basted in blood
Basted in blood
Basted in blood
Basted in blood.

I don't care who you are...that is funny!